Name: Return to Vendor
Duration: P00H02M06S
Description: Recorded in 1982, this 40 year old masterpiece can be considered the first doctorjonnySuite hit (although Jonny wasn't a doctor when this was taped). What the track lacks in high fidelity it makes up for with brilliant lyrics.

Return to Vendor

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Recorded in 1982, this 40 year old masterpiece can be considered the first doctorjonnySuite hit (although Jonny wasn't a doctor when this was taped). What the track lacks in high fidelity it makes up for with brilliant lyrics.

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Return to Vendor, Return to Vendor !!!

I got a parcel in the warehouse, I’d sent it COD
Bright & early next morning, it came right back to me.
He wrote upon it: “Return to Vendor. This shit don’t sell,
you’re so dishonest, you’ll rot in hell.”

We had a problem, it came to that, I say “let’s bargain”
but the dresses keepa comin’ back.

I sent a shipment in the air freight - It costa quite a fee
Bright & early next morning, it came right back to me.
He wrote upon it: “Return to Vendor, don’t want this crap,
it’s now your problem, it’s your mishap.”

Next time I’m gonna take it myself & put it right in his store,
& if it comes back, I’ll discount it good, & sell it down the shore.

The writing on it: “Return to Vendor, This shit don’t sell, you’re so dishonest, you’ll rot in hell.”
Ah Return to Vendor, Return to Vendor, Return to Vendor, Return !!!